Alex H.

Dwayne Wade

Three seconds left, the heat has the ball. Michel Beasley passes it in to Dwayne, he dribbles, he shoots from half court, he makes it, they win, they win, they win. This is why he is the brightest constellation in the morning sky! The gods of basketball elected him over Kobe, LeBron, Nash, and Michel Jordan, which is hard to believe. Since the gods were so nice to him and Dwayne Wade had such a nice heart he gave them lots of money to spend on season tickets for all of the teams that they wanted. He also gave them each a lifetime of Wade Converse shoes and jerseys so they could always remember him. He also gave them $24,456 gift card to his store in Botswana.

Dwayne went on to win 27 NBA titles and has his own company in Botswana. Later on in his carrier he became a multi- billionaire and when Bill Gates died he got all of his money because he was so good. Since Dwayne could pay for such good medication and doctors he lived to the age of 467 years old- the oldest person ever. Because he lived so long and played so long he wasn’t elected into the basketball hall of fame until 2307. Dwayne Wade played with such good players that with all of his money he hired scientists to make a special helmet that took all of the best players talent and put it into him so he could be the best player in the history of the world. Then he destroyed his helmet so no one could use it.

When the basketball gods elected Dwayne into the stars Dwayne actually died on the spot! This was the biggest tragedy in the history of the world because at this time basket ball was the most common sport around. Dwayne got buried but after three days he rose again. He went up to the space about 445,656,657 light years away and has been shining bright forever on. He will come back one day to judge the living and the dead basketball stars to see if they should turn into constellations with all the other basketball player constellations.

This is how Dwayne Wade was lifted and transformed into a constellation. Now he can watch over all basketball players everywhere., and if they look up and can find this constellation they will become a basketball player, NBA style. Dwayne was such a great influence that instead of Lincoln sitting in a chair it is Dwayne Wade dunking a basketball in his 45th NBA championship game, which they won.


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